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Saturday, October 1, 2011
Artist of Day - Birthday Boy Zach Galifianakis
He's my favorite one man wolf pack. His stand up has made me laugh so hard I've cried
3 Random Facts
About Me - I love the movie Neapolitan Dynamite
About Food - Today, Americans consume approximately 70 million “tator tots” a year.
Made Up - Lyndon B. Johnson loved Tator Tots so much he ate them for every lunch he ate while dining in the White House.
About Food - Today, Americans consume approximately 70 million “tator tots” a year.
Made Up - Lyndon B. Johnson loved Tator Tots so much he ate them for every lunch he ate while dining in the White House.
Pet Peeves
I don't get cats. I am not a cat lover. Mostly because I am tired of people finding aloof cats cute and fan-fucking-tastic.
"Ha, he just thinks of me as the person who feeds him"
"Oh he should carry a sign that says I will destroy your furniture and piss on your rug for food"
"Isn't it adorable how she ignores me and shits in my shoes"
It's nice cute! People I know, books I read treat their cats like members of Mensa. But a cat is a pet. What will it do for me?
Good god it's like having a baby for years and years, one that never grows up, learns to take and use the toilet. I want a pet to be sweet and loyal. Bring me my slippers. I don't want a pet that is plotting to suffocate me in my sleep.
"Ha, he just thinks of me as the person who feeds him"
"Oh he should carry a sign that says I will destroy your furniture and piss on your rug for food"
"Isn't it adorable how she ignores me and shits in my shoes"
It's nice cute! People I know, books I read treat their cats like members of Mensa. But a cat is a pet. What will it do for me?
Good god it's like having a baby for years and years, one that never grows up, learns to take and use the toilet. I want a pet to be sweet and loyal. Bring me my slippers. I don't want a pet that is plotting to suffocate me in my sleep.
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