"Ha, he just thinks of me as the person who feeds him"
"Oh he should carry a sign that says I will destroy your furniture and piss on your rug for food"
"Isn't it adorable how she ignores me and shits in my shoes"
It's nice cute! People I know, books I read treat their cats like members of Mensa. But a cat is a pet. What will it do for me?
Good god it's like having a baby for years and years, one that never grows up, learns to take and use the toilet. I want a pet to be sweet and loyal. Bring me my slippers. I don't want a pet that is plotting to suffocate me in my sleep.
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