Me however, I can think of a lot I could do with a cool million. Travel around the world is the first thing that comes to mind. Buy a new, reasonably priced, home Give some of it away to family and friends. Set it aside for retirement to insure I don't live out my last years eating bananas and cat food. These ideas seem reasonable don't you agree?
I'll tell you what I wouldn't do with a million dollars. I would not buy a parking space. Even if I lived in Manhattan. Even if I was a multi -Billionaire. That is right folks A Parking Space.! Wha Wha What????
Read all about it here. Scratch your head in outraged puzzlement. I'll wait
"It's for someone who wants complete privacy" Good Gravy! People in the Suburbs have that. It is called a garage. They come attached to many of your finer homes.
"You can drive in and not be seen again" Do you hear that Big Crime Boss? You have a safe place to leave the bodies. Your backseat!
If you can afford a million dollar parking spot hire a car, take a taxi, walk. Get a jobless man to give you a piggy back ride. At least you are giving someone a job. Don't let a greedy condo builder convince you you need a overpriced parking space.
The person who buys this million dollar parking space is a vain piece of work with his head up his ass. You make me want to barf! This spot should be sold only with this stipulation. If you are crazy enough to buy it you should also have to donate another million to charity. It is the only way I can even stomach this whole idea.